The Idiot amazes me.  Why?  I don't know. 

This is a sappy thing to say, but my boyfriend and I hadn't seen each other for 3 days.  I really missed him.  I mean reeeeeeeeealy reeeeeeeeealy reeeeeeeealy missed him.  I went over to his place.  We place poker with his 2 roommates for 2 hours.  I purposely lost after 2 looooooong hours.

Idiot is slowly losing...... on purpose.  He wants to stay in the game.

I get my keys.  I don't want to continue to watch him to slowly lose.  I wanted to spend time with him.

Alone.

I wanted sex, dammit!

I know I'm only overdramatizing it but I shoudn't have to say, "Hey!  I actually want sex right now."  If I make the slightest hint...... he's wants to have sex.  Why is this time different?

What's poker got that I don't have?

All he wanted to do was play poker....... rather than have wonderful sex with his woman.  And just BE with his woman.  Let her please him.  He please her.

Nope

Nada

Nothing

What a fucker.

It's funny how guys seem like the ones who always want it, but can't take a ^@#&$*% hint!

Why is that funny? Because women can't give good enough hints for our limited intelligences to pick up on it?